Introductory Post from the Talking Evilbean
Friday, December 13, 2013
The Talking Evilbean, with the usual pitchfork changed to speech bubble!
I needed to start honing my literacy skills for my final year dissertation. But I have been lazing around, unmotivated to start on my topic. So I thought to myself: "Why not write a blog?!"
So I did. Whoohoo for my can-do-attitude!
You are probably wondering: Um, what's this blog about? WAI SHOULD I READ WHAT A BEAN SAYS? (Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!)
Talking Evilbean will mostly talk about nomsies and movies. I love movies. Movies are awesome - it's the activity where you can just sit there, munch on popcorns, and come out 2 hours later feeling entertained. Food are awesome - it's the activity where you can just sit there, munch on stuff, and come out 2 hours later feeling waiiii i eat so much? :(
What's so different about your movie and food reviews anyways that I should bookmark you on my toolbar? I can read movie reviews on IMDB, food reviews from ladyironchef!
Firstly, have you ever read movie reviews from IMDB?
Seriously. English too powderful. After a long day at work, you want to browse movie reviews and plan what movies you are going to watch for this exciting weekend. Then you see these England that is slowly sipping on your brain juice with each word you read.
Not on this blog. My choice of words will be simple, subtle and straight to the point. I will not start a movie review with "This movie is a classic portrayal of human rights in a dystopian era.." No yawn-fest for you.
Besides, when you read my reviews, I promise you that you will have at least chuckled once. Like HAHAHA HE IS SO FUNNY BAHAHAHA.
Or at least roll your eyes once.
See you did it.
Sometimes, after watching a chick flick with your boyfriend, you are brimming and gushing about that cute, hot Ashton Kutcher to him. But your stupid boyfriend just gives you the dead eye and rolls his eyes. Not the talkingevilbean. This bean will gush with you, will agree with you that he is so cuttteeee!
Other times, your stupid girlfriend just falls asleep when the transformer is transforming. You just want a bro that high fives and share that nerdy enthusiasm with you. I am here. *Nerd-bro-hugs*
In any case, I hope that all of my readers will find solace in the bean. I will try to make my blog mobile friendly, so that it's easier when you are browsing on the way back home. Make me your mobile companion. Let the talking evilbean be your friend!
I have multiple "Evilbean" personalities. Meet EatingEvilbean, Traevilbean, Lifebean and Rantingbean. They are all pleased to meet you.
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